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nlDeze gebruiker heeft het Nederlands als moedertaal.
en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.
משתמש זה מסוגל לתרום ברמה קרובה לשפת אם של עברית.‏
ru-3Этот участник свободно владеет русским языком.
yi-3דער באַניצער קען בײַשטײַערן מיט אַ פֿאָרגעשריטענער דרגה פֿון; ייִדיש.
tmr-2האי מיתהנאה משתעי בארמאה דתלמודא בבלאה בדרגא מציעאה.‏
de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.
fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
hy-0Այս անձը չի տիրապետում հայերենը:
{{Wiki}}This user is an advanced writer in the MediaWiki language.
{{t|3}}This user contributes to the template namespace with confidence.
pas-3This user is an advanced Pascal programmer.
HTML-3This user is an advanced HTML user.
BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
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בס"דThis user built his/her user page with the help of HaShem..

NameThis user's name is Dovid de Bresser.

@This user can be reached by email at

About Wikipedia and spelling

About Wikipedia
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
Wikimedia logo family complete-2013.svgThis user has created a global account. Debresser's main account is on Wikipedia (in English).
Noia 64 apps karm.svg This user has been on Wikipedia for 11 years, 4 months and 19 days.
100,000+This user has made more than 100,000 contributions to Wikipedia.
Wikipedia-logo-v2-en.svgThis user is one of the 600 most active English Wikipedians of all time.
Wikignome crop.gifThis editor is a WikiGnome.
AWB logo draft.svgThis user uses AutoWikiBrowser to quickly make repetitive edits.
Wikipedia svg logo.svgThis user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.
and spelling
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
Face-angel.svgThis user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.
Screwit.svgThis user reserves the right to completely screw up his own edits.
Computer keyboard.pngThis user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

About myself

My facts
Birthday cake.jpgThis user's birthday is July 19th.
DadThis user is a father and proud of it!
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 140+.
Right hand.png This user is right-handed.
sis This user has a little sister
and opinions
No Day Like Today.jpgThis user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
Sun01.svg This user prefers warm weather.
Color icon blue.svg This user's favorite colour is blue.
Pregnant woman black and white shadows.jpgThis user does NOT support abortion except when a woman's life is at serious risk.

This user does NOT support euthanasia and is strongly opposed to all forms of eugenics.
Scale of justice.png This user believes that the death penalty should be used for certain crimes.

My interests

Romantic music icon.svg This user enjoys classical music.
SCI FIThis user loves Science Fiction
Arda.Tengwar.svgThis user is a fan of
The Lord of the Rings.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.
HP This user is a Harry Potter fan.
STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan.
CheersSometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.
and active
Smiley green alien sleepy.svgThis user likes to sleep.
eπi+1=0This user is a mathie.
This user can divide by zero.
US Department of Justice Scales Of Justice.svgThis user is a law school student.
gtr-1This user is a novice guitarist.
ChessSet.jpgThis user enjoys chess.
Artist’s view of an exoplanet inspired by the discovery of Gliese 876 d.jpgThis user reads science fiction.

About eating and drinking etc.

Steak This user is a carnivore.
Chocolate02.jpg This user is a Chocoholic.
Swiss cheese cubes.jpgThis user eats cheese.
Potatoes.jpgThis user eats potatoes.
No smoking symbol.svg
This user does not smoke.
Cannabis prohibited signThis user is drug-free.
and drinking
Tetsubin1571.jpgThis user would rather drink tea than coffee.
Cocacola-1917.pngThis user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.
Milk glass.jpgThis user drinks milk.
New chocolate milk.JPG This user drinks chocolate milk.
C2H5OH-1This user drinks relatively infrequently. He or she is probably the better for it.
Smirnoff-ice-7126.JPGThis user enjoys drinking Smirnoff

And being Jewish

This user is a Jew.
חרידי This user is a Chareidi.
Stetson.jpgThis user is a Chabadnik
Stetson.jpgThis user is a rabbi
Nuvola apps cookie.svg This user was born on Av 8th, 5732.
Religious symbols-4x4.svg This user believes the world is a happier, safer and saner place because of religion.
and what
Shabbat table setting.jpgThis user observes Shabbat.
Glass of wine.pngThis user makes Kiddush on Shabbat and Yom Tov.
Ou kosher.svg This user observes the dietary laws of Kashrut.
כשרותThis user keeps Kosher.
Liten askenasisk sjofar 5380.jpgThis user is skilled in the sacred art of Shofar blowing.

Me and my computer

Own windows logo 7.svgThis user contributes using Microsoft Windows 7.
Firefox Logo, 2017.svgThis user contributes using Firefox.
Google 2015 logo.svgThis user uses Google as a primary search engine.
Exquisite-gmail blue.png
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
C:\>_This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.
Wikipedia-logo-v2.svgThis user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

Where I have been

The Earth seen from Apollo 17.jpgThis user is from Earth.
Wall clock.pngThis user's time zone is GMT+2.
Flag of the Netherlands.svgThis user is of Dutch ancestry.
Crystal Clear app clock.svg It is approximately 8:25 PM where this user lives.

Countries I have lived in for some time

Netherlands Israel Russia Ukraine

Countries I have visited

United States United Kingdom Germany France Italy Belgium Spain


I decided to put this section at the bottom of my userpage because I've been told I have a peculiar sense of humor.

Being Dutch

A Dutchman trying to write a poem in English might come up with the following:

  • The wind is softly blazing through the booms.

Humor and religion

The following is very funny, really.

Adamhandgod.jpg God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?

Humor at work

The following does not necessarily mirror my professional attitude, just my sense of humor.

Crystal Clear app kalarm.svgThis user loves deadlines. He loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

And in the family

No, there was no connection between the lowest two banners in the "About myself" columns.

Funny pictures I found

An Israeli Air Force AH-64D Apache Longbow. In Israel, the AH-64 is the second leading cause of terrorist deaths, after suicide.
When I wanted to build the second tower of the Chartres Cathedral, I ran out of money...
A C-141 participates in Operation Deep Freeze, as uniformed officers of the Pt. Murdo Constabulary Force stand guard.


And if you've made it so far: my website is Home Page of Dovid de Bresser.

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