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I live in Great Britain, have an interest in interior design, technology, politics and journalism, and constantly scour the web for the most interesting news.

My interests are mostly watching horror films, listening to and arranging my music collection (that's taken 4 years so far and i'm half done), internet shopping (always) and social drinking (meh) in the Birmingham Gay Village.

I'll admit that in any day of the week i'm able to use BBC News, Huffington Post, Pink News, Gay Star News, aswell as regularly reading The Register. The only printed publications i generally pay for nowadays are Attitude and Gay Times on occasion.

I have a keen interest in games, tech, and films as a proud gaymer (Google it), with favourites being Civilization 3, the Resident Evil series, Gears of War and Sonic.

My film tastes are mostly entertaining horror and comedy, but i'm really into Prison Break, Harry Potter, Twilight, The Walking Dead, Family Guy, Dragonball, and stand-up comedy and comedy panel shows.

I also hold a firm belief that Starbucks, Facebook and Tesco are inherently evil companies.

My music tastes for anyone still awake: Madonna, Kylie, Lady Gaga, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Maroon 5, Taylor Swift, P!nk, Ke$ha, Electric Six, etc.

Feel free to sign my Guestbook!, look through my Uploads or just comment on my talk page =D

Articles I created or expanded (significantly)[edit]

Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgPaul Pantone
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgHuman Zoo (Electric Six album)
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgBadnik
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgIthyphallophobia


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Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgList of suggested causes of homosexuality
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgCriticism of the Daily Mail and Mail Online
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgMidlands Zone
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgResident Evil Creatures
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgTemplate:Resident Evil creatures
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgList of Civilization III Units
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgList of Civilization III Technologies
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgTransphobia in the media
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgHomophobia in the media
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgList of gay sex positions
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgTrances Arc
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgYumbo Centre
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgResident Evil organizations
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgGay propaganda
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgLicker (Resident Evil)
Modern clock chris kemps 01.svgState of Emergency (film)


C-Class articleBirmingham Gay Village
C-Class articleCitroën C3 Aircross
C-Class articleCitroën C4 Picasso


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Not quite that good yet...


This user is a typical Englishman whose home is his castle and doesn't really like travelling. He will do so only for a decent living condition, gay bars, and access to cocktails and shops!:

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Favourite Quotes[edit]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former

—Albert Einstein

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government

—Edward Abbey

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

—Benjamin Franklin

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.


Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers

—Frank King, Winter Olympic Games organizing committee chairman

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work

—Thomas Edison

Science is the record of dead religions

—Oscar Wilde

Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from two, it’s research

—Wilson Mizner

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers

—Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home

—Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977

Trying is just the first step toward failure

—Homer Simpson

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family

—Homer Simpson

I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying "My dad's bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!" "So what? My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will enjoy it

—Frankie Boyle

Toolbox/Useful Resources[edit]

Modifying text[edit]

  • <span style="color: orange;">To highlighting text in colour</span>
  • <u>Underline</u>
  • <s>strikethrough</s>
  • <small>Smaller</small>

Improving articles[edit]

  • {{multicol}}{{multicol-break}}{{multicol-end}} - split sections
  • {{Div col}}{{Div col end}} - splits sections in 2 automatically
  • {{rename media|target name.extension|reason for name change}} - Renaming files
  • {{db-u1}} - To request deletion of a page in user space


  • {{reflist}} - The reflist code
  • <ref name="INSERT REF NAME"> - The first ref tag should be replaced with this
  • <ref name="REF NAME" /> - Then add this (that last / is very important)
  • {{citation needed span|text=|date=}} - Highlights section needing citation
  • {{dead link}} - Add directly after the dead reference
  • {{dubious}} - Add after dubious or confusing text


  • {{subst:Unsigned IP|IP ADDRESS HERE|TIME AND DATE HERE}} - To sign unsigned posts
  • {{About|CURRENT PAGE NAME|DIFFERENCE HERE|OTHER ARTICLE NAME}} - Top tag for similar article ID
  • {{main|Article name}} - Main article XXXXXXXX
  • {{mergeto|Article name}} - where the article(s) should be merged into
  • {{mergefrom|Article name}} - which article(s) should be merged into it
  • {{Unreferenced}} - This article has no citations
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  • {{Refimprove}} - This article/section needs additional citations for verification
  • {{Copy to gaming wiki}} - This article/section should be copied to a gaming wiki. Games articles shouldn't be instruction manuals or give too many details
  • {{fanpov}} - This article is written from a fan POV, instead of being neutral
  • {{Over detailed}} - This article has too much intricate detail
  • {{Contradict|about=WHAT IS THE CONTRADICTION?}} - This article or section contradicts itself
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Things i found amusing[edit]

I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."

"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

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