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|This page in a nutshell: Not all farts are notable|
Some Wikipedia editors[A] often have a desire to put the latest, breaking
wind news in articles, however just because a piece of trivial information was printed in a newspaper or gossip magazine, or on a website, there is no requirement for it to be included on Wikipedia. Keep in mind not every fart or burp is notable.
Magazines such as People and Us Weekly print information that interests readers that week regarding celebrities' purported dating activities, family disputes, and weight gain or loss. It's verifiable. That does not mean that Wikipedia needs to reproduce all of it. While there may be many articles in the space of a few days on a topic, that does not mean it is of lasting significance.
The Lohan paradox
A: No. Because not every fart is notable. However some may be, depending on who or why.
The Lohan paradox with a slice of Bieber
Q: If Ms. Lohan tweets about her fart in the forest, is it then notable?
A: No, and if Justin Bieber retweets about it, it still isn't.
The Zappa exception
Q: If Frank Zappa farts on a record, is that notable?
A: Yes. Everything Frank Zappa does on vinyl is notable.
The K-pop theorem
Q: If a K-pop artist's management agency announces via a portal (secretly owned by the holding company that also owns the artist's record company) that a teaser for a video accompanying the download-only version of a possible new single for the first full comeback may be released in the near future, should it be included in said K-pop artist's article?
The Pimp president paradigm
Q: If the spouse of a United States presidential candidate (who happens to be the former president) poses with three fully clothed pornographic actresses, should it be included in either of their biographies?
A: No, even though pimpin' ain't easy.
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