Showing posts with label Tom Matzzie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tom Matzzie. Show all posts

Friday, August 08, 2008

Hey Tommy Matzzie, Atlas Shrugged Just Called, It Wants Its Petty Bad Guy Back

Alright, alright, we've already used this joke before. On Paul Krugman.

But screwball Tom Matzzie, who happily hides his own Easter eggs and then brags about it, doesn't warrant much more from us than a recycled joke.

In any event, we think Tommy Boy's new intimidation operation against private citizens exercising their constitutionally protected right to donate money to causes that they believe in will be at least somewhat successful.

"No more secrets" and all that jazz.

But if Matzzie really possesses the stupidity to start down this path - and if the Democratic Party is stupid enough to actually dance along - a lot of good people on both sides of the political spectrum are going to be "chilled" right along with the bad.

And the Republicans will be forced to respond in kind.

And then it's going to be an absolute sh*t show.

Get it?

Monday, November 12, 2007

Tom Matzzie Is A Tone Deaf Clown

Tom Matzzie, the man behind MoveOn's "General Betray Us" ad, will play a key role in determining how the Democrats will spend soft money in the 2008 cycle, Ben Smith and Chris Cillizza report.

It's a big job managing $100 million dollars.

And, by hiring Matzzi, it's a job going to a tone deaf clown.

Matzzie is so blinded by his hatred of Bush (and by his self-perceived self-importance) that he's lost all sense of how to communicate effectively.

Question: Does anyone other than Matzzie and his merry band of morons believe that General Betray Us? was anything other than a colossal failure?

But hey, at least it's not our money.