To: vannoord@let.rug.nl, galiard@let.rug.nl, gosse@let.rug.nl,
        wiersema@let.rug.nl
CC: mullen@let.rug.nl, stoianov@let.rug.nl, heeringa@let.rug.nl,
        koeling@let.rug.nl, nerbonne@let.rug.nl, gilbers@let.rug.nl,
        hkuipers@let.rug.nl
Subject: Top Secret

(till 25 June '98)

To the tune of "He's back in the saddle again"

Refrain: He's back at his keyboard once more.
         Whoops, what was that dumpin core?
         His reactions might lag,
         And his love life's on defrag,
         But he's back at his keyboard once more.

His - to - ry in Ams - ter - dam,
Life was just books and exams.
He was missin that valuta,
But he bought his first computer.
He loved that first keyboard for sure!

Refrain: He's back at his keyboard once more.
         Whoops, what was that dumpin core?
         His reactions might lag,
         And his love life's on defrag,
         But he's back at his keyboard once more.

Hi - sto - rical data base!
Not even George can erase.
Is your data shot to hell?
George'll give 'm SQL.
He's back at his keyboard once more.

Refrain: He's back at his keyboard once more.
         Whoops, what was that dumpin core?
         His reactions might lag,
         And his love life's on defrag,
         But he's back at his keyboard once more.

Gro - ning - en  calls from afar:
"Come work up here, be a star!"
His first day he was fired,
And the next day was rehired.
He got back to his keyboard once more!

Refrain: He's back at his keyboard once more.
         Whoops, what was that dumpin core?
         His reactions might lag,
         And his love life's on defrag,
         But he's back at his keyboard once more.

Now that his diss is a lock,
George tells us "Just call me doc."
Is your macro short a bracket?
Just have Doctor G. go hack it.
He's back at his keyboard once more.

Refrain: He's back at his keyboard once more.
         Whoops, what was that dumpin core?
         His reactions might lag,
         And his love life's on defrag,
         But he's back at his keyboard once more.